One dolphin was eating vegan, gluten-free gelato and walking through Viale Tunisia toward Via Melzo, and suddenly another dolphin appeared on a bicycle and bumped right into the walking dolphin who fell on the ground. The dolphin apologised frankly to the dolphin he knocked down, stared into its eyes for a moment and gently asked: what’s your name?

  • my name is Julija Cattelan.

he said:

  • oh, my name is Maurizio Cattelan, are you my wife?

she replied:

  • oh, yes, I am.

he said:

when I saw your eyes, I remembered who I am. 

she said:

so, you can look more often into my eyes, and feel free to meet yourself. you have a purified heart, you are gorgeous, inventive, charming with a great sense of humor, and you swim very well, but if you meet yourself, maybe you will become jealous of yourself, think twice.