FAIRYTALE
Zebra entered the taxi.
Taxi driver asked her: Where?
Zebra said: Milano.
Taxi driver: Oh, it’s 9,293.0 km from here, via A2 autostrada.
Zebra: So, what? Drive.
Taxi driver: Ok, madam, and if I may ask you, why are you going to Milano from Kenya?
Zebra: For the most important thing.
Taxi driver: What is that?
Zebra: It’s my ex and next husband.
Taxi driver: How do you mean ex and next husband, how is it possible?
Zebra: Well, he was my husband in my previous life, and he will be my next husband in this life.
Taxi driver: Is he also a zebra or?
Zebra: No, he’s an artist.
Taxi driver: Oh, you would make a great couple. Does he know that you’re his ex and next wife?
Zebra said: No, of course not, but I know and it’s enough for now.